Jacob

An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).

Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"

"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."

Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."

by Waka Flocka Dames July 23, 2011

JACOB

jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag

Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE

Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?

Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL

by GiA September 4, 2016

Jacob

The definition of a cancerous student who disrupts class oftenly and asks inconsiderate questions while being an imbecile.

Your more cancerous then Jacob in my Science class

by BoomBitchGetOut August 8, 2016

Jacob

Normally a fag that likes black dick, and pretends to be high and drunk and hits on T's bitches

Jacob is a fag

by Jackbaseball11 December 4, 2017

Jaco

A type of a Taco, in which the meat is heavily seasoned with Oregano, and topped with ketchup. Named for a former roommate, Josh, whose family might possibly have invented this idiosyncratic blue-collar Italian variant on the most mainstream of Mexican dishes.

"Why the hell does it smell like chiles and spaghetti in here?"
"Oh, looks like my roommate's been making his famous, weird-ass Jacos."
"What the hell is a Jaco?"
"Here, try"
"Not bad. But who the hell puts oregano & ketchup in their taco mix?"

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

Jacob

A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.

You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"

by DeezNutsNigga November 27, 2011

Jacob Sartorius

The cutest boy on Earth. He makes loads of people happy. He has the best singing voice and is so good looking.

Omg who is that cute boy?
Oh that's Jacob Sartorius

by @luvinjs June 22, 2018