The Italian Job

When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex

Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.

by The Cold Slawer January 9, 2019

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 12, 2010

italian

Worst people on earth. Can't play footie without diving and crying to the referee. Their food is strickly based on garlic and tomatoes. Their women look nice when they're young but they have to shave everyday as they are very hairy and they get very fat when they get old, because of their oily food. Always talk with their hands when they don't raise it making the fascist salute.

Look!! This is George Michael! He looks so Italian!

Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!

by bootboy69 June 18, 2008

italian job

Verb

The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.

I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.

by hammer hoffman October 27, 2011

Fake Italian

Someone who says they're Italian but has light skin and blue eyes

Friend: "Yeah, i'm all Italian"
me (italian): "mmmmm I don't think so sis"
Thinking to myself: "Nah she a fake Italian"

by Anonomous__ November 10, 2018

Italian Mafia agent (hugo)

There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER

Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;

hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah

by Nick Raceee January 22, 2007

italian stallion

this is where you shove an entire italian sausage (prefereably with ketchup and onions) up your girls ass during intercourse. this results in her screaming in pleasure. you then retract the sausage from her ass and then sell it on the streets

Dude, i gave this chick an italian stallion and when that sausage came out, it looked like a charred piece of wood.

by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006