asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

Reality Impaired

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

by URinMyMind March 13, 2009

The Impaler

A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).

Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 6, 2016

Third imposter

When someone with good intentions acts in an unhelpful or harmful way

Person 1: Hey, your crush just told me she doesn't like you, sorry man.
Person 2: Uhh...
Person 3: Dude shut up you're being third imposter right now, he didn't have to know.

by Cringebaby September 20, 2020

The new and improved Tamahrin

He is still the guy with the biggest dick on this planet we call earth. He is 13 years old at the moment I’m writing this. He is very cute and unique. He is very loyal. If you lose Tamahrin and it’s your fault just now you FUCKED UP. Tamahrin will forever be faster than everyone... except Kevin

The new and improved Tamahrin is the guy with the biggest dick

by Jesus_god May 9, 2019

those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

to omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

While I admit to being a disciple of dontopedalogy, I am more suspicious of those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour. I wonder if there is a word for that?

by Gudlife January 11, 2017

improprietous

a description of a gesture or behavior that implies or articulates one's desires for inappropriate sexual conduct.

that guy has some seriously improprietous hands.

by ghost_writer May 11, 2009