I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

by MilkTorture July 3, 2021

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

i'm soft now

When something not cool makes you soft.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a cat rather than themselves*
Person B: I'm soft now

by Adam Nic October 9, 2018

I'm gonna pog

both expressing a high amount of joy, and nutting as hard as you can.

Sarah: Dude that dream is a psychic dream
Jake: Oh shit you're right, I think I'm gonna pog

by MsterGhost July 30, 2021

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir
Holy fuck is that Amir
Yes I am Amir
Hi Amir

by Hey I'm Amir October 19, 2021

I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.

you are a bum you stinky boy i'm watching you

by Bathmooom748 May 5, 2022