hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023

hoogey

a gelatinous thick green substance which is usually held within the nose, only to be snorted in and spat out at someone in an aggressive or angry manner.

1: "Yeah dude, I hate that dude."
2:"You should give him' the ol' hoogey deluxe."
1:"What?"
2:"Just huck a hoogey in his food."

by harold h hoogerson December 10, 2023

Hoofer

A very insulting slur to dog who are chunky. Historically used to classify bulldogs from other breeds during the 1900 and now commonly used as a slur insulting bulldogs for there chunky physic and heavy breathing.

That door is sure a hoofer

by lucyhamlit December 19, 2023

Hooded Hook

It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!

Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.

by HeatonUp January 3, 2024

Hooher

Another word for whore in Canadian slang meaning promiscuous or slutty

Oh Samantha she's a hooher

by Hooher maker March 4, 2024

Hoober

Term for a vape, used by people in Wyandotte, Michigan.

“Yo pass the hoober dawg”

by mol7775 March 29, 2024

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024