San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.

I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.

by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008

Hand Man

Eccentric yahoo guy who gets so excited when his webcam comes on that he starts eating his hands and trying to fit them both in his mouth. When hands get boring 'Hand Man' usualy moves onto objects such as lego or pho noodles packets.
It is comon for 'Hand Man' to wear a WW2 German Helmet whilst eating hands/lego to increase the effect of doing so.

Hand man got fizzy beer up his nose and ate his hands

by J-Trooper August 16, 2006

Hover Hand

Hover hand usually takes place in photos at conventions when a nervous nerdy guy is posing with an attractive female actress or model. They usually rap their arm around the chicks back and have their hand hover over the females shoulder or waist, afraid to touch them.

Jeff: Hey Drew! Check this picture, bro! This dude has his hand barely touching this super hot chick's waist like a creep. Why doesn't the he just touch her?

Drew: HAHA! What a small dick, faggot. I hate people who hover hand. I'd put my whole hand around her waist and have my thumb damn near hanging on on the rim of her jeans.

by markercap November 7, 2010

handball

To pass off work on to another co-worker(s), as to avoid doing any work yourself.

Mike handballed his project to Mark because he was lazy.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

hand juice

the sweat that is in your hand form holding something for a long time .

" Hey those M&M have hand juice on them"

" EWWW I TASTE HAND JUICE FROM YOUR HANDS ON MY FOOD"

by bre bre August 4, 2005

talk to the hand

An aggrivating way of saying "shut up".

me:why are you so annoying?!
girl:talk to the hand,'cause the girl aint hearin' it!
me:figures...

by Wolf-Sneasel September 2, 2003

Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.

As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.

by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010