Pineapple Hairs

The stuff that is on top of a pineapple. And if you searched this up it is either because you are Anix himself or one of his viewers.

Anix: “Pineapple hairs better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow”

by Peachy27262 June 16, 2020

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

Blued hair

To have dark blue hair

Ex: Wow, you have blued hair!

by Elmo<3 May 4, 2008

karls._.hair

a cool tiktoker who loves karl jacobs :

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3

by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021

Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.

*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”

by Niggashyper August 20, 2018

John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair

Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021