First Bus

The best bus company ever, the only choice when in need if public transport

I love first bus, there quick, cheap and reliable

by JayRules November 24, 2021

First

Me. That is all.

Hym "Oh no. Now we are projecting aren't we? It's not that I don't care it's that it's tertiary. I'm about me first. You don't have the right to do it and it takes nothing for you to give me what I want. You've stolen my sake in the game. Me, what is mine, everything else. You're conflating the hierarchy of my priorities with the fabrication of belief (and it's literally tu quo qui informal logical fallacy.) I don't have to prostrate myself before the horde. I don't have to earn anything from you. I can respond to what you're doing in any way that I want. You're lucky I'm even giving you a choice."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

Facebook first rights

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.

Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"

by Kip Magnum May 5, 2011

father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.

"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."

by idyt November 19, 2016

Person who pours milk first

They are horrible

Oh no! He is a person who pours milk first!

by Get out you son if a b- May 15, 2019

First Floor North

The best fucking floor in Fowle Hall. Home to the coolest cats and the best fucking drugs at mercersburg. The guys who live there get straight A's and still manage to get so high at night that they need spotters to ensure that they do not think that they are superman and decide to fly off of the roof.

Guy one "hey, where do you want to live next year?"

Guy Two, "First floor north you fucking idiot!"

by Buddha1955 April 21, 2010

First Night

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.

normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010