Flat White

noun -

1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia

2: A white chick with very small tits*

Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.

1: G-day, Mate! You wanna Flat White?

2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?

Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.

2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?

Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.

by definecancer57 June 11, 2016

ford bronco on 4 flat tires

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

by Syndrome March 14, 2016

flat leave

to get stoned with someone and then leave in the middle of the session with little or no warning. usually creating trouble or sudden paranoia for the one being left

in the movie dogma in the train scene the two potheads from clerks accussed the angels of flatleaving flat leave

by gangbangmasingil July 12, 2006

floaf

Adjective:

Another word for sex.
Too much floafing can be called ECFD (excessive compulsive floafing disorder.)

Ex: Boy: i think i love you baby.
Girl: shutup, you're just tryna floaf me.

Boy: My parents were Floafing last night in my car -___-

by danikaxxlynn June 20, 2011

Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

Flopt

When a males penis goes limp right before sexual intercourse

man i heard ricky got Flopt yesterday with jessie! , she was so pissed

by Toogie June 16, 2008

flat earther

a intellectual person who is hundreds of years smarter that us, and has already found the meaning of life. most flatearthers are united, so if you fight with one, you deal with tribe.

dude 1- wow your pretty dumb
dude 2- thanks, at least im not a flat earther
dude 3- that was rude to all flat earthers
flatearthers- *gang up on dude two*

by FlatEartherGang November 7, 2018