Nad Flakes

1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)

Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.

by Mr. North April 18, 2009

fake ass

Just means fake. ((((((((

Jay Z is a fake ass dick ridin faggot

by fdrsgrs July 17, 2004

Nut Flakes

Crusty balls: dandruff off the nuts.

When you are taking a shit and scratch your balls and leave flakes on the tiolet seat. The other day i went to take a piss and someone left their nut flakes all over the shiter.

by r!p May 21, 2008

Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Booty Flakes

A special surprise after you eat dat booty. Mostly when a girl is so autisti that she can't wipe her ass after a shit so you have to eat it for her.

I was eatin dat booty like am nam nam and then I felt booty flakes in my mouth.

by NiggerFaggotSpic123 June 10, 2018

fake slangasm

The act of creating a fictional slang term or phrase which is never seriously used by anyone specifically for addition to Urban Dictionary. The word or phrase usually comes into actual use among a few isolated groups after being accepted to Urban Dictionary, which may or may not include the author and his friends.

"Madraploop" is totally a fake slangasm.

by FacelessSchmuck April 15, 2007

fake shark real zombie!

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.

fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

by TVDA March 18, 2009