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Mega Fasting

normal fasting is when you just give up food and drink for awhile a aday or hours what ever people try to handle but this fasting Mega Fasting is when you give up everything ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL PROVIDED US For as long as you can take it. no houses. no clothes.so like do this in a private backyard. no shoes no food, no water . no shelter from the rain or snow or thunder storms. im sure you won't keep your gate open to keep wild animals from attacking you. so you barely appreciate all these wonders and blessings and gifts ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL provide for us all the time non stop. he's always working for us creating new stuff and replenishing all our supplies for us non stop including food including animals and fish and lobster and shrimp. vegetables and fruits. remember the rainbow is a sign that we can eat all foods now forevermore. remember that always like the Sabbath the seventh day of rest is always maintain no matter how much time passes by.
Mega Fasting separates the liars/pretenders from the real servants of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL .

Fist Fasting 

Fist fasting When a person uses a fist in their ass or pussy Instead of eating
Fist Fasting Not eating just beating Beyond the helping hand fist style

yugoslavian fishing 

when ur like fucked up or something and go fishing for raw ass gaming clips to edit or some shit
bobert: yurrrr rawbert my realseph Broseph, legitimate as fuck you wanna go yugoslavian fishing for some cod clips?

rawbert: fuck nah chit im a fucking quaker, im railing these boys 60 - 0 on aerowalk man, this'll be in my new fragmovie
yugoslavian fishing by movebert August 21, 2022

Sidewalk Fishing 

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
Sidewalk Fishing by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

queer fishing 

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".
"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"
queer fishing by gquia November 25, 2022

Pity Fishing 

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention
Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling
Pity Fishing by bertio mattack December 8, 2022