Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010

fart water

when you fart in a pool, hot tub, bathtub, etc. causing a stinky bubble bath.

"Dude, I had horrible gas last night when we were in the hot tub. We were soaking in fart water!"

by Zinzara July 5, 2009

fart police

A person who is determined to figure out the source of a smelly fart.

Why is Bobby sniffing everyones ass. Someone must of called the fart police.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

pumpkin fart

A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.

That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.

by Bob33 November 3, 2007

Angel Fart

A soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. Because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.

I was enjoying watching television until my wife delivered a heinous angel fart which caused me to gag and my eyes to burn.

by JSTrojan February 16, 2010

urinal fart

The act of passing gas while standing at a urinal. Sometimes the trip to the urinal is made solely for the purpose of the urinal fart. Females are unable to partake in the urinal fart...for obvious reasons.

Man I've got to fart really bad I need to go make a urinal fart.

Did you hear that urinal fart, he must have been holding that ll day.

by Manic Med Student August 23, 2006

Vitamin Fart

It's a nungey smelling kind of fart that leaves a tang in the back of your throat and roof of your mouth.

J'heeeze Joey that's a rare vitamin fart!

by Joey Watling February 20, 2011