Female Farming

The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.

Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!

Yeah, she's great at female farming!

by j gatsby November 26, 2013

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

Vagina Fringe

when your fringe separates in the middle, making it a vagina fringe

Wow, you seriously need to sort out your hair, it looks like a vagina fringe

by lewlhahaha March 5, 2014

mikey farina

a raging faggot

that kid is so homo hes mikey farina

by ieatcakeforbreakfast March 8, 2014

gold farming

Cheating the game to create excessive wealth. Can be accomplished on any MMO.

Carried out by creating many accounts to earn as much gold as possible among

Guy 1: Hey want to play WOW tonite?
Guy 2: No, I'm gold farming on runescape!

by tehblog November 30, 2014

fish farming

1. To go out on the town, specifically targeting venues that are high in the fem-population.

2. To go on the prowl for apt smash targets.

Timothy and Bobbert are planning on going fish farming tonight, as neither of them have been sexually fulfilled in the past two days.

Fish farming is best when done at night, especially when a full moon is present and the astrolofish are out and about.

by The change machine June 18, 2014

Rusty Fringe

The haircut of a ginger lady similar to 70's porno pubes.

Ooft, did you see the rusty fringe on her, that's shite fae her.

by ArmouredBadger February 24, 2015