salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 08, 2015

Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)

That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?

by Run The Juelz February 09, 2017

Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae

When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg

by Andrewpm93 October 05, 2019

Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 08, 2015

egg mayo

defined its a butty my nan eat at the cheesecake factory

the word egg mayo defined

a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory

by q\E September 07, 2020

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan August 09, 2015

Ass Egg

The act of putting an egg in your ass and cracking within the anus

"I just learnt how to do the Ass Egg."

by Kappa 3 2 1 August 22, 2015