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Ed Johnson

A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.

Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?

Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.

Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!

Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.

Foxy Chick: What's his name?

Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
by Heidi Roe, ex lesbo June 11, 2006
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ed graham

Strong silent type drummer in the Darkness. Rarrr! Doesn't say a lot, but then it's quality not quantity.
See that Ed Graham? What an Ed Graham... Rarrr!
by Yumtastic January 23, 2004
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Oj'ed

A term used video gamers when a person gets stabbed during play.
When i was playing Cod4 this guy Oj'ed me five times!
by GorrilaVich June 23, 2008
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r'ed

when you send a message to someone on BBM (blackberry messenger) and the little R comes up showing the person has read your message, but they never respond.
Bob: "I asked Jessica out over BBM last night!"
Joe: "What'd she say?"
Bob: "She totally r'ed me...."
by ch23223 April 12, 2009
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The Ed Sheeran Affect

The idea that an artist or performer (who wouldn't be attractive in the usual sense) is deemed attractive based on their amazing performance skills.

Most people do not know they are experiencing the Ed Sheeran Affect.
Girl 1 - "Oh my gosh he's so hot and he sings so well!"
Girl 2 - "No he's not. The Ed Sheeran Affect is in full swing right now."
by mijansen January 14, 2015
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download, (ed, ing)

1.Shitting
2.When you have to take a dump
3.The process of crapping
1.As soon as I got there, I hopped on the john and started downloading.
2.Hurry up, I have to dowload so bad.
by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005
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Mikey-ed

1) To be like Mikey Fuckin' Way.

2) To be wear your once glasses low on your nose.
1) Person 1: "I Mikey-ed it all the way through."

Person 2: "Why do you keep calling?!"

2) Person 1: "I Mikey-ed through P.E. today."

Person 2: "Please, stop calling. You're getting weird."
by xocreepymccreepy May 18, 2009
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