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pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!
by dan majerle's pubes January 1, 2009
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double dutch

skippin' rope with two ropes twirling at the same time. Was really big in the '80s and apparently is making a small comeback.
by jaklumen September 7, 2003
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Double Dutch

Finding the right moment to jump into sex with two women who aren't interested in you.
This is the situation where you and two women are in bed together and the women are only interested in themselves and not you. So you are on the sidelines trying to find the right moment to jump in. Like in Double dutch.
by FutureEndeavor November 11, 2011
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dutch gold

Dr Dutch's fine brew fit for kings
by Ciarán April 25, 2004
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dutch moment

A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing.
Last night, I called my best friend Becca. I just had to tell her about my dutch moment at last week's party.
by i.can.row. July 3, 2008
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Dutch miles

The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.
Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?
by Richard Hood January 16, 2009
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Modified Dutch Oven

While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.
Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."
by Terd Furguson January 16, 2007
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