That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.
by P V 2 March 24, 2018
Get the as dry as a nun's cuntmug. A new dance move that involves raising both of your hands in the air, and moving them side to side, to give the illusion that one is in fact drying their back with a towel. Variations in the word "dry" and "your" can indicate whether the act has happened, is happening, or is about to happen, and also who in fact is partaking in drying their back on the dance floor.
"Bro, get out on the dance floor and Dry Your Back."
"No thanks brah, I don't want to get all these girls wet."
"No thanks brah, I don't want to get all these girls wet."
by hoffer606 August 22, 2011
Get the Dry Your Backmug. by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013
Get the dick dry heavingmug. 
(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
by bill smiff January 5, 2011
Get the dry as a nun's cuntmug. A dry, sandpapery hand job
First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell
Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.
First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell
Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.
She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?
by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010
Get the Dry Hobo Jerkdownmug. Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018
Get the dry bowl salutemug.