Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

donut break

What the cops do between 8:am and 6:pm.
They eat donuts and drink cheap coffee in theire car.

Dude 1 : "Come on let's go rob the bank!"

Dude 2 : "I dunno man, with the cops around..."

Dude 1 : "It's cool, they're and theire donut break!"

by alans056 August 19, 2008

Dunkin Donuts

When you cum in a girls mouth and dunk your balls in there and make her lick it off

Bro my girl let me perform Dunkin Donuts last night

by Dunkindonutfan69 December 18, 2021

Donut Kiss

When you're eating someones ass and they clench on your lips and or tongue.

Bro, I was eating Lindsay's ass last. Ifht and she gave me a donut kiss.

by JoesefOfFucchands April 23, 2020

shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else

i really wanna shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016

Dirty Dunkin Donut

The act of putting someone vegina in a bucket of cum to the point of coverage over the vegina.

I just got dirty Dunkin Donuted

by Dirty Dunkin Donut January 24, 2023

Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023