Wang Dong

can vary from many different things

a. A catchphrase. for example: ah wang dong! lost my keys!
b. A new kind of chinese food that has vegetables, cheese, and fried eggs
c. a penis.
d. a new line of Trojan brand extra thick condom. "for more protection...wait...if you want protection...DONT HAVE SEX!"
e. wang=pee

dong=poo

for example: sorry man i gotta go take a wang and then a dong.
f. a new line of baseball "cups" for men
example: man i got this new wang dong cup...it feels so natural! it even comes with the free trojan condoms! for athletic family planning!
g. a new cartoon! wang and dong save the day!
wang usually (accidentally) starts the trouble while dong rescues the town.
example: man, did u see wang and dong tonight?
yeah it was sweet!!

wang dong: lots of thingss.

by wang and dong(: April 8, 2010

Ding Dong

When a bitch grabs a dick, pulls hard to make a man scream.

My boy didn't show up at my house, so I Ding Dong ditch his ass.

by GordanBombay October 24, 2011

six-inch hollow dong

1. Plastic or silicone extension that slips over top of an undesired penis. (The natural penis is not desired because of its small size.)

Tessa: "Your penis is pretty, but it is too short. It is not getting the job done."

Sam: "I sure wish I had a bigger wiener."

Tessa: "Here. Put this six-inch hollow dong on!"

by Lilly Ann April 7, 2009

Dong Dribble

1. Semen

2. When a man ejacualtes

bill: whats that on my bed?

liam: oh just a bit of dong dribble

by TCL September 10, 2007

gong dong

A very wide penis (or as what we might call a chode) usually found on a chinese person.

"man that chinese dude must have a gong dong"

by Luke Peterson April 1, 2007

dong

adj: to be completely done with something, moment in which one is over an idea or fact, to be contently filled with food, or can be used to show that one is ready to move on to the next subject or matter at hand.

I'm so fucking dong right now.
Dong and dong.
Me:" Hey, are you dong yet?"
You: "No.... (5 seconds elapsed) alright, dong."
Dong!

by iamdapimppanther October 11, 2011

Soggy Dong

A wet Penis. Can be covered with any juice that your mind desires. Largely, the soggy dong is usually thought of as being covered in mustard, ketchup, or any other liquid used at your local fast-food restaurant. Once wet, the penis is usually dried with a towel or any other object that can bring the penis to a light wetness.

David-OMFG! Charlie had the wort soggy dong last night.

Brandon- Yeah i know, i was sucking it so hard last night.

David- Dude! Your Gay!

Brandon- (Unhappy Face)

by Mark Koslow December 15, 2007