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burner date

When you go on a throw-away date to cleanse your palette after a situationship or relationship ends and you want to get back out into the dating pool. A burner date is someone you have no intention of having a relationship with, but just need to get back on the dating circuit. AKA dip your toe in the water or smell coffee beans while testing out perfumes at Perfumeria circa 2003 at the mall.
She went on a burner date from Bumble after Jason ghosted her six weeks in.
by burnerdatesrus June 18, 2024
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Original Date

Phrase used to get attention of anyone about literally any video.
Person 1: Original Date??? attachment
Person 2: Why do you not know?
by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024
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Date

The most unhealthiest fruit. The fruit that found in Middle East.
Quezon : Habibi, Me Wants Date
Habibi : sure
by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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Bruv date

Characterized by Mr Bruv and Faye, a bruv date is where a person and their PFB (proper fit bird) go out on a date to pub or a bar and both buy drinks. The mans drink is usually a beer (most of the times a guinness)and the womens drink can be anything. A "two dot swap" may also happen during the date but without it its still a bruv date. Bruv date tiktoks are usually posted with the song 'I love you' by the band Fontaines DC.
"What did you do last weekend"

"Nothing much just went on a bruv date with my gf"
by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025
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Bruv date

A date between one and one’s partner, doing regular stuff you’d do with your mates with your partner. Such as pub and Guinness
Hey babe, wanna go on a bruv date?
by Najtopia January 13, 2025
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Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up
Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler
by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
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