Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
by the d00d October 22, 2006
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Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
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When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
by Clard April 17, 2014
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close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!
by Sabin Figaro December 14, 2008
Get the close-minded mug.1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.
2. The place were ledgends are born.
3. The best place to christen a new high school.
4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
2. The place were ledgends are born.
3. The best place to christen a new high school.
4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.
At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
by AM December 9, 2004
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the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.
traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.
traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
by G&T2009 January 31, 2009
Get the close, but no bananas mug.An instance in movies or TV shows when two people face off for an argument and the shot zooms in on one's face and then the other's. It continually switches back and forth. A shorter series of shots can be used for drama. While a strangely long series of shots is usually used for comedy. Sometimes the shots slowly become closer to the target's eyes as they switch between the two subjects.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*
by RalphusAdolphus July 16, 2008
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