after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008
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by gorgonzola1234 August 5, 2011
Get the OOKIE COOKIE mug.Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.
An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.
A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.
Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.
A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.
Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.
Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
by carrie o'hanlon December 8, 2007
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A digger posted:
False. AEDs are fairly self-explanatory. Even if you don't think the average American couldn't figure out "Put pads here and here, press button," then every building with groups of people should have an AED and someone trained to operate it on staff.
Also, cookies.
False. AEDs are fairly self-explanatory. Even if you don't think the average American couldn't figure out "Put pads here and here, press button," then every building with groups of people should have an AED and someone trained to operate it on staff.
Also, cookies.
by Ed Cheney August 23, 2007
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That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.
by YoungBronson September 23, 2010
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by BStalker July 16, 2007
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