mexican alarm clock

Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.

Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.

by sh0gg0th December 15, 2008

ATOMIC CLOCK

An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.

Holy shit that scathawk just shit an ATOMIC CLOCK!

by thehawksfriend May 29, 2010

shit clock

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.

The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!

by amadeus April 7, 2005

grandfather clock

a big hangy thing that ticks when it swings

A HUGE DICK (swings like a grandfather clock)

by UrbanAsassin69 June 3, 2010

The Clock

When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.

"I was going to have a fun time last night, but then he decided to do The Clock."

by Alliana Cordova December 14, 2019

Late O'clock

The time it is when you don't have a watch on and your date is getting uglier by the minute.

"oh, really? You're a vegan and don't drink alcohol."

"uh-huh. oh my wrist tells me it is Late O'clock. I have a thing in the morning. I'll give you a call sometime."

by Daniel S, March 16, 2010

Beat the Clock

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.

by fuck-cowbell-more-tits April 7, 2011