Hairy Clam 

Pussy. When a girl's pussy has black labia minora (inner lips), they resemble the color and texture of part of a little neck clam. Add some pubic hair and you have a hairy clam.

Did she show you the hairy clam?

Hairy Clam by ClamMeister February 8, 2009

the clam 

Chlamydia, the STD transmitted through sexual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. It is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.

Slut 1: Oh Betty, I got the Clam!
Betty: Ahahahaha, that sucks slut.

the clam by The Informer (for your health) January 9, 2008

ass clam 

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

ass clam by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

bearded clam 

vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

bearded clam by mrladiesman July 13, 2009

bearded clam 

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

bearded clam by Adamar May 14, 2003

Dangling Clam 

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.

Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.

Dangling Clam by Bonny LeBaron April 30, 2011

bearded clam 

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

bearded clam by John R. January 2, 2004