Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
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Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check
lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!
Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.
lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!
Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.
by randomuser123 December 18, 2012
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adj.: possessing chesticles worthy of awe and wonderment. Usually used in reference to large hooters, but can also apply to a pair so beautiful, irresistible, and delicious, that their awesomeness transcends mere size qualifications alone.
by BroFoSho August 30, 2013
Get the chestalicious mug.Chestermagic is the unique ability held by individuals to connect with just about anyone in a very compressed period of time. Chestermagic is employed generally in challenging situations where two or more individuals must work through their differences to achieve an outcome.
Chestermagic also has a negative side. Oft referred to as "the curse of the Chestermagic." The curse of the Chestermagic results in those individuals who choose to use Chestermagic becoming the default "go to" person for far more people than any individual can truly sustain for prolonged periods of time. This can create a situation where practitioners of Chestermagic have virtually their entire day consumed by helping people work through issues that do not necessarily directly impact the practitioner.
Chestermagic also has a negative side. Oft referred to as "the curse of the Chestermagic." The curse of the Chestermagic results in those individuals who choose to use Chestermagic becoming the default "go to" person for far more people than any individual can truly sustain for prolonged periods of time. This can create a situation where practitioners of Chestermagic have virtually their entire day consumed by helping people work through issues that do not necessarily directly impact the practitioner.
"That person can be a challenge, all I need is a little Chestermagic to get things on the right track."
"Chestermagic has never failed me."
"Chestermagic sucks sometimes. These people all come to me with their problems and want my help."
Dude, can you toss out a little Chestermagic? Got some tough customers here.
"Chestermagic has never failed me."
"Chestermagic sucks sometimes. These people all come to me with their problems and want my help."
Dude, can you toss out a little Chestermagic? Got some tough customers here.
by bpct October 30, 2013
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Get the Chesticles mug.he is a man who lives in county Kerry in Ireland and has a wife who he beats and forces her to birth more of his demon seed. One time he got so drunk he fucked her down the stairs and she slid like a penguin.
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