changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Oily Chang

when a man dunks his testicles in a jar of soy sauce

"Guess what, Monica? Last night I tasted Anthony's balls. He did an oily chang beforehand."

by i_write_stupid_stuff_for_fun May 25, 2022

Wind of Change

The (as on the time of writing) most recent major update to War Thunder, famous for adding the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

(In 2025)

Person 1: Hey dude which update did Gaijin add the A-10 in?
Person 2: Wind of Change.
Person 1: Oh yeah.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022

Marcus chang

Some guy that’s segsy af and has a six pack

“Damn Marcus chang is fine 😩” - Elle
“If Marcus was a painter I’d be his canvas any day” - Elle and HAN

by Ese culo bota caca December 10, 2021

Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021

Oily Chang

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.

"Damn! He just pulled an Oily Chang! It was like a reverse cow birth!"

by theboat144 December 17, 2021

change

Something many people seem to confuse with progress. Not all change is a good thing.

Getting taken back to the Stone Age wouldn't be progress and it wouldn't improve race relations, but it would be a change in direction, and some people love any change as long as it's change. They don't want a slow, steady, and natural progress made, they want a change now when they want it, and if they don't get it they'll walk over anybody they can (anybody they think is the weak one) to try and get their way, to get others to say yes to them instead of no.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021