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Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018
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Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party
Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019
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CAPTAIN DUCK

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Captain Idiot

the definition of captain idiot is when you see Lex Luthor or Donald trump
hey loo its captain idiot
by Walking Lie August 4, 2021
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Captain Caramel

A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him
Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.
by Awordguy October 21, 2021
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Captain boomerang

Dc villain known to have most useless weapon enemy of the flash
I heard the flash fought captain boomerang last week... it was like 15 seconds og nc
by しゅじん November 5, 2021
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Captain America

A strong, respectful, confident soldier who will do anything to save your life.
He was born a skinny child, growing up he wanted to show the world he was more than he looks.
After being drafted as a soldier, it wasn't working out, so he took some magical steroids called the "Super Soldier Serum" Which enhanced his strength, speed, endurance, and lifespan, and got a cool new shield.
After he takes down a Nazi, who secretly had a identity on the whole time, he actually has a red skull.
The ship/Carrier he was in crashed. He was frozen for years, and when Director Nick Fury discovered him, he later joined a team of superheros, like him, and fought off "Avenger" level threats. After defeating a alien "Thanos" he returns very powerful weapons, known as the "Infinity stones" and since he never got the chance to spend the love of his life, he decided to time travel and re-live his life. He returns to the present timeline, and gives up his shield, to the one and only Falcon, becoming the next Captain America. - (MCU Captain America)
Captain America: Without that suit of armor, what are you?
Iron-Man: A Billionaire Playboy Genius, without those steroids, what are you bitch? A skinny ass kid who can't even beat up a citizen.
by Mcu man March 28, 2022
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