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Call of Duty

ZOMG TEH R ThE BeST GAME EVARRR!
guy 1: I cannot stand shotgun noobs in call of duty. they are a nusance and a threat to civilized society. and i also believe most of them are rascist and mean. i mean if your gonna play the game play it right.I cant take three steps without a shotgun to the face

SHOTGuN N0oB: CHOPPER GUNNER BEYATCH!
by SHOTGUNNOOB November 26, 2010
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Wolf Call

After you get done fucking a chick and when she passes out you fart in her face.
As soon as she passed out I gave her the Wolf Call
by coach wolf December 7, 2015
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Call of Douchian

(noun) a person that uses either an m16, a n00b tube, or both in either call of duty 4, or call of duty: modern warfare 2. They often think that they are great at the game, however the only way they can manage to get any kills is by camping in a corner like a bitch.

The k/d ratio of a call of douchian will always be higher than yours, but you can take solace in the fact that they are all soul-less cunts.
Seriously, he's camping with an m16? What a call of douchian!
by legit_k/d January 27, 2010
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booty call

when a chick calls up a dude to get some dick and drives all the way to harford county and makes me go with her...
amber made a booty call to justin !
by GANSTA JIZZLE March 28, 2005
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calling in trump

(Verb) 1. The act of excusing oneself from work on the basis of shock, depression and/or general malaise resulting from the 2016 election of Donald Trump.
Sarah was calling in Trump today, so the meeting is cancelled.
by Microbie March 31, 2017
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Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.
You should have seen her face after the curtain call.
by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022
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Call of Duty

1) When you have to take sh*t.

2) A game full of dumbass nubs that can't even aim yet are able to throw tomahawks across the and kill you. These dumbasses can't even get a good kill to death ratio. These kids get 1 kill by the time they have 30 deaths, but when they get that kill they earape your ears by screaming, "OMFG I GOT A KILL THAT WAS SO KOOL!!!!!!".
Kid 1: Hi
Kid 2: Call of duty
Kid 1: You wanna play?
Kid 1: HURRY WHERES THE TOILET

nub ass kid throws tomahawk across map and kills you

You: "Breath In" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
Dat Nub Ass Kid (with shitty ratio): FIRST TRY!
(Next Day) You: Fuck I'm on Youtube!
by Boost_Junkyy November 14, 2017
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