Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!
Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!
Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
Get the Cup of Coffee mug.Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.
in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".
in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".
(security personnel radio chatter)
SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
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.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
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SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.
SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
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.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
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SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010
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by C-rift May 5, 2007
Get the Cafeezie mug.The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 22, 2007
Get the coffee jiz mug.In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.
The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008
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