by Captain Bumper September 25, 2011
Get the Bumping Buttholes mug.- someone usually from the midwest, whom lives in a small town but does not live on a farm and do all that labor. usually on the poorer side.. but have a very posative view on life.
- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the home town. usually for the familiarity of it all
- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the home town. usually for the familiarity of it all
by jugga_lizzle November 19, 2004
Get the country bumpkin mug.When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
Santorum optional.
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
Santorum optional.
"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."
"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
by How Strange, Innocence November 6, 2011
Get the Speed Bump mug.The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)
"Dude, your Trump bump looks wicked"
"Yeah, I just listened to his latest thoughts on the Russian hack. I'm seeing double and have to repair the living room wall again."
"Yeah, I just listened to his latest thoughts on the Russian hack. I'm seeing double and have to repair the living room wall again."
by Farty McFartpants January 11, 2017
Get the trump bump mug.Someone who accidentally
on purpose likes to rub or grind their crotch against you. Someone who likes to back up their booty into your nay nay. Someone who likes to cop a feel.
on purpose likes to rub or grind their crotch against you. Someone who likes to back up their booty into your nay nay. Someone who likes to cop a feel.
by Husky Heaux January 14, 2009
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