brown barrier

The barrier your significant other puts up when you ask for anal sex.

"No way! You ain't getting past my Brown Barrier!"

by Dethndrek May 29, 2004

Chris Brown Dat Ass

When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.

Jacob- Maayyynnn I found out Felicia was sleeping around on me, and that bitch tried to deny it. So I Chris Brown Dat Ass

by JinkleTinkle February 25, 2009

Zach Brown

Zach Brown- Zach Brown refers to the name of an incredible athlete who is outstanding at everything and is never wrong. Many people say that this name comes along with talents such as singing and dancing. The two biggest accomplishment of being a Zach Brown is being great with the ladies and always wanting to have a great time. Basically it is safe to say if your name is Zach Brown, you are an all around great person and everyone eventually loves you!!! ;)

People use this name in different ways like "Wow, i wish my kid was like Zach Brown" or while lifting by sayin "Zach Brown, Zach Brown" in rythm to their lifting motions. Also some people might say, "Whoo that Zach Brown sure is a ladies man!!!"

by the cat from across the street July 23, 2010

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

Atomic Brownie

A shit so explosive, so wet, so vile and so splattering it’s like a porcelain Hiroshima.

A night of binge drinking, hot wings and late night Taco Bell provided the right recipe for an early morning atomic brownie.

The atomic brownie I dropped this morning required a quick wash down of the shitter with the scrub brush. The collateral damage was far reaching.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Brown Hairing

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

brown fax

to defecate. to take a shit.

dude, i gotta let you go, i gotta send a brown fax.

by fabval October 30, 2006