brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023

Brain Grass

1. A term used to describe Marijuana for a student or employee who is productive at school or work. 2. Breeds creativity through the consumption of Marijuana.

I smoked some brain grass before writing my paper.

I need brain grass to do my best work.

by Stoner_student January 21, 2023

Brain Licker

Please help my friend keeps licking this deoderent stick looking thing. IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT

My friend sexally licks a Brain Licker.

by Spinman098 September 1, 2022

Brain dragger

Someone who revels in accomplishing nothing, at great mental expense. An argument that goes nowhere, save for numbing the mind of those who hear it.

Donald is such a brain dragger

by GoneJuan September 5, 2022

Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.

EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."

by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022

Brain Spill

When you really have no idea what to say so you just say smth random

"yo those are some nice shoes!! where'd you buy em"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"

by yourmomsbdussy October 4, 2022

Brain tingles

Hey, it does tingle! How did you know!?

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023