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bling

Jewelry with lots of Diamonds (ICE); bling comes from the light hitting the diamonds in turn making the diamonds bling in the light
You got your bling on.
by Ryani April 15, 2006
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Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010
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blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.
Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!
by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004
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Blinner

A meal that one desires to, or is restricted to eat for one day, becoming their breakfast lunch and dinner.
Dude 1 - "I ran out of food the other day, this granola bar is all I have left."

Dude 2 - "Man, that's a shitty blinner."
by Meehow November 29, 2005
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blink-182

A band in which people need to stop arguing over the genre of their music.
blink-182- a band that "real" punk-rockers enjoy hating because it's not hardcore enough... (although the band never claimed to be hardcore punk).

People need to learn to not limit themselves to one genre and it's OKAY to like different types of music.
by Juliewalton12 April 5, 2015
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arabian blindfold

When you wish to kidnap someone, but cannot find a suitable piece of cloth, you can sneak up behind them and drape your nuts over their eyes, giving them an Arabian blindfold.
When 007 was vacationing at the nudest colony, Jaws had no other option than to use an arabian blindfold on him after knocking him out.

OR:
During one of William Tell's famous demonstrations of archery skill, he forgot to bring his blindfold cloth. Thinking the show was ruined, Mr. Tell was despondent until one of the audience members offered to give him an Arabian blindfold, thus saving the day.
by Joe666_69 March 3, 2008
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Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.
Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.
by Sean Fox April 29, 2006
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