Girlfriend

A term describing the act of spending all the money you worked hard to earn on things you've been really looking forward to getting yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.

I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 17 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..

by SeiRruf January 25, 2018

Girlfriend

Something I will never, ever have.

My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.

by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Girlfriend

Something you wish you had

"My Girlfriend is a rabbit"

by Desire 07 February 17, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you don’t have

I don’t have a girlfriend

by LinkHood October 16, 2019

Girlfriend

Someone who stays with you when you have money, Leaves when you are broke

Pussy Girlfriend

by LongerthanyourDick November 15, 2019

Girlfriend

Something I don't have. :(

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.

by Markus Vanbugo October 7, 2019

Girlfriend.

Something you’ll never have

You will never have a girlfriend.

by Xx_pussyslayer15_xX May 26, 2018