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Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.
"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Western Beaver Cleaner

The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.
"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."
by Alex Eaplestien October 25, 2007
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No beaver

A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.
Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
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Frosty Full Beaver Moon

This is the name for the full moon in November- has to do with setting beaver traps in the olden days.

Nowadays it means doing the nasty under the moonlight nice and tight, on a cold late night

Or quite the opposite -a natural woman who is so pissed off, she moons you rather than putting out

Or What happens when you set a trap for a hot natural woman
Got myself a frosty full beaver moon, last night behind the subway station, or was that the tool shed--we was so hot I can't recall where the hell we was!
by amesababe2 November 9, 2011
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Wring out the Beaver

When a girl needs to go the toilet.
Claire: "I'm just popping to wring out the beaver"
by Claire 1 February 19, 2012
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Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt

Typically hairy in nature, the Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt is traditional dress for women in the genital region. Warm moist and inviting during the long cold winters, the beaver pelt is a wonder place to find refuge and sexual pleasure the likes not seen in places to the south.
I was in Thunder Bay and thoroughly enjoyed my time spent in the delicious Thunder Bay beaver pelt of the locals.
by SEABISCUIT797 July 31, 2018
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5 and a half in the beaver

When 17 dudes line up in the mouth of the beaver and go in for an hour and a half coming out sweaty as fuck getting their ass tight
Yo Spink you do 5 and a half in the beaver your ass looks tight as fuck and I can smell that ruck Dick from across the room
by ThickWerm April 27, 2023
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