Long Beach Island 

The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.

Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.

Long Beach Island by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

to betray, to defect

Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by piximon July 10, 2010

washed up beach whale 

a robust female who has arrisen from the ashes of fat-fuck ville. She enjoys gobblin cock w/ her pimply busum and is comonly known to swallow giz often.
-OR-
a mamoth of a women who's sole purpose in life is to consume massive amounts of cum drizzled cup cakes

Lily! wtf? why u gotta b a washed up beach whale huh?

washed up beach whale by the 1 and only hebrew nigger June 28, 2003

imperial beach 

was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.

dont go to belmont park, its scary.

imperial beach by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK July 1, 2005

Take it to South Beach 

When you don't feel like everything is going the way you want it to, or you just need to escape your current situation, just take it to South Beach.

Lebron James didn't renew his basketball contract and needed to escape Cleveland, Ohio, so he just had to Take it to South Beach.

Take it to South Beach by tsmith6 August 2, 2010

Sade on the beach 

A sex position invented by some really fucked up people, where the female is on her period, and the male has crabs, and they go to the beach where the male then lays in a pile of sand as the female periods on his face.

Eric: What did you do last night?
Dylan: Me and Courtney had a Sade on the Beach!
Eric: Thats fuckin sick bro, yet somehow, really attractive.

Sade on the beach by DylanK June 3, 2008

long beach 

Australian cigarettes most people smoke

"Can i have a Long beach,Kim"
"No"
"COME-OWN..."

long beach by kimmy booth May 16, 2005