david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

by Donk Danner June 27, 2017

river-bottom

being disposed into a river to left to sink while deceased; tied to a heavy object while left to sink alive

"If I don't pay off my debt to my supplier I'll end up river-bottom."

by baphomxt October 19, 2017

snowy river

when 2 men get to together and have sex one comes in anothers ass and then the other partner eats the "cumed on shit" which has been ejected for the partner to eat

"i gave him a snowy river last night"

by kieryn May 16, 2004

Indian River Middle School

Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls

Indian river middle school is trash

by Teagan Wynne March 28, 2020

quicky river

It's when you eat or digest things that give you the runs. Then you wait a couple hours and let it brew in your stomach, you will go to your partner, then you sit on their face as you fart and let your butthole clamp on the tip of their nose.Thats when you will expell all your muddy fluids as you stand up and let it all flush out.

Hey honey I don't feel so well today you wanna try a quicky river?

by Thethreeblueburriots February 2, 2025

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

fell in the river

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way

Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere

by chachawatcher July 5, 2009