jorden river

where the stuiped jews gone to

man 1: wanna go to the jorden river

girl: sure

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, October 20, 2020

River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot and is in love with taylor swift.

-ethan

See river she likes taylor swift.

by anonymous May 3, 2022

Rivers

Rivers, if you ever meet a Rivers there's a few things that you will figure out quickly. You might feel judged or observed by Rivers by their stare or lack of engagement in the conversation but this just means they are paying attention and actually listening. Once a Rivers feels comfortable with you, you will get to see what an amazing funny person they are. Rivers is the kind of person that you can tell genuinely cares about your well being. Rivers tend to have the most beautiful eyebrows and eyes that could really draw you in. They are one of the best people you will meet so when they start to pull away from you and become distant, don't let them go. they are so very special and unlike anyone you'll ever meet. They will make you remember the name Rivers forever.

"Hey who's that kid, they don't really say much."

"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."

by Skullkat November 21, 2021

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

River Chicken

A duck.

"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."

by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022

River

River is so sexy and is a delight to have around. If you know a river you need to worship the brother walk on

" I worship the ground River walks on, they're drop dead sexy"

by WhatifIourMinecraftbedstogter? June 17, 2021

Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.

Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.

by Dawulferine April 17, 2019