Wide Andrew

A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.

"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"

by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022

Pedophile Andrew

Guy named Andrew who likes little boys and girls and has a body pillow with the cover being a fucking loli

Random Guy:Whoa don’t get close to that guy.

Other Random Guy: Why?

First Random guy: Cause He’s PEDOPHILE ANDREW

by Totally not Dolphwang August 27, 2020

andrew zhang

An absolute legend, with insane drip and a massive cock. He's the man every boy aspires to become, and the dude every girl (and guy) wants to get with. It is said that he has pure Mug root beer coursing through his veins. Do not cross him, or you will get morbed into nonexistence.

person 1: oh shit it's andrew zhang
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*

by grug3931 May 27, 2022

andrew fan

annoying kid.

hey look, it's an andrew fan.

by Rsalt Zoo February 13, 2022

Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.

WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.

by Resistant January 6, 2021

Tiny Andrew

tiny, obnoxious, weeb, powerless motionless statue, used to hang over ceilings, great at parkour and memes, disgusting old rat, amazing friend, true to self, tik tok addict musical.ly

Girl: Look that's tiny Andrew!
Nerd: OMG yes! Let's go punch his face!
Popular kid: It's a WEEB!

by Anna.thegirl223 April 1, 2020

andrew ware

A condition that affects the pigments in ones eyebrows. This causes them to turn white from a very early age. Symptoms include, mental illness, paranoia and general idiocy.

Example: That man has "Andrew Ware" syndrome, his eyebrow is white and he is acting like a bellend.

by benstorey966 December 2, 2013