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Fantasies about pounding his own triplet sister. Wants to fuck little girls especially his friends sisters. Sings Mo bamba and makes sure to say the N word. Looks like a reptile but especially an eel. Thinks he's funny to compensate for the fact that he likes chubby boys. Buys a back massager to stick in his own butt hole while in the shower. Offers that same massager to his sister. Disappointment of the family and the rainbow sheep. He secretly wishes to join a vianney pancake, and wants to be destroyed analy by a black guy named Tyrone. Lastly, dreams wetly about Ella Blankemeyer.
"incest master"
"God I would hate to be an Andrew Lane"
"I want you to destroy me like Andrew gets destroyed by Tyrone."
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A very sweet talented young man who usually has brown eyes, freckles, and a larger nose than others his age. Girls fall for him and his nose 24/7 but Andrew is a very loyal relationship partner. He is typically very good at anything band related, is very smart and reliable, and excels when it comes to shooting guns. He is normally very religious and girls fall for that about him. He can be pushy but you'll appreciate what he does for you in the end. When it comes to girls he may pick a few duds but when he finds the girl he was looking for he doesn't hesitate to keep her. He'll love her very much and Years will pass quickly when they're together. His girl will typically roast his friends and sometimes him but that just makes him want her more. Andrew Lane is a great man and friend.
He had an attitude like an Andrew Lane
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Andrew lane the nicest guy around gets all the girls left right and Center can steal other people girls such as Fin Hadfieled (check his definition) he loves a good doggy and a tight pussy
Oh look it’s Andrew Lane

OMG HES SO SEXY
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A sweet, gorgeous, smart, and very musically talented. An Andrew Lane is usually VERY humorous and is a jerk to people who aren't close to him
Wow, you're such an Andrew lane
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