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Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul

*Both Yee in mourning*
by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019
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Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.
“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”
by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019
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Alabama Tinder

Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.
Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"
by HerebyNever November 20, 2019
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Alabama Mud Worm

The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.
by Mothers disappointment January 10, 2020
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alabama clay

Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.
Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.
by Poke your mom January 17, 2020
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Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!
by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020
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Alabama Slip and Slide

When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs
"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"
by _wario_ January 20, 2020
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