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squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.
"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"
by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010
mugGet the squirrel foodmug.

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"
I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook
by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014
mugGet the google, squirrel!mug.

Dirty Squirrel

Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel
by _RD_ April 13, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Squirrelmug.

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!
Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!
by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
mugGet the Dress the Squirrelmug.

squirrel

a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.
girl 1: "are you guys going to date"

girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"
by craildaddy February 28, 2017
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.
That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.
by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

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