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squirrel twirl

When you place a squirrel on your dick then spin it.
I squirrel twirled a squirrel really fast on my dick
by Squirrel twirl May 23, 2020
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Squirrel

Used as a nick name or slang word the true meaning of calling someone squirrel is someone who saves things for later, or someone with an ace up his sleeve.
Yo squirrel what’s the plan for tonight?

We’ll let squirrel deal with that
by Squirrel. March 20, 2021
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Squirrel saver

When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet
Sharon come check out this squirrel saver is just dropped
by Batmanlou January 26, 2019
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squirrel stapler

***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
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Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls
Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"
by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010
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squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive
Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.
by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023
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a squirrel head

by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018
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