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Square Bitch

She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.

2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
mugGet the Square Bitchmug.

Yusuf Squared

A lovely guy to have with you during horny situations and could bring joy on your face by sucking your cock very delicately.
by Kedsfbj October 4, 2022
mugGet the Yusuf Squaredmug.

Square sighted

Someone engaged constantly on screens such as mobile, tablet, computer, etc.
He was square sighted enough to miss the bus couple of times...
by Plantoid September 22, 2016
mugGet the Square sightedmug.

squared

Anything multiplied by anything
used to roast people back or avoid saying thing over and over again
Person 1: You stupid
Person 2: You’re stupid squared
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025
mugGet the squaredmug.

Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
mugGet the Squaremug.

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.
by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014
mugGet the one square wondermug.

allott squared

two brothers who will most probably f*ck you up in the gym… but you’ll thank them for it afterwards 💪🏻
You’re walking like John Wayne, you’ve been allott squared mate!
by fistbumpclub November 22, 2021
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