neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021

MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.

Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.

by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

John: Hey man what's a Muff Cabbage?
Tom: A what?
Guido: Yo man! it's a Jersey thing!
John and Tom:What's does it mean?
Guido: It's a jersey thing
John and Tom: -____-

by dyck-ryder October 17, 2010

Beer muffs

When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles

Miley Cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer muffs

by Marza305 April 21, 2014

Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck September 19, 2016

80’s muff

Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.

My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.

by Lynn Amy November 3, 2017

Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.

Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"

by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014