earth muff

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

by Big Bad Jenna May 2, 2017

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

Muff Puff

When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.

Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.

by Xhaxtah July 27, 2019

Muff Puff

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

by 074cl3 February 26, 2022

Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav May 8, 2006

Muff Mop

A mustache on a pussy

His muff mop tickled my clit.

by Sirahn May 26, 2023

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 26, 2023