Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF

Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."

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lauren elwin

Such a great gal. She will change your life and consistently wears fabulous outfits. Just find her and make her your friend. You will not regret it.

See her? She is such a great example of a Lauren Elwin. Except there is only one true Lauren Elwin and she is the greatest of them all.

by supergreatgal June 14, 2014

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Laurens

A loud, tough, Russian Viking with a heart of gold.

Laurens: UUUAARGH, TAP!

by mascarpwn November 21, 2021

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Lauren

A girl who is very shy. She’s very kind-hearted and brutally honest. When she has goals, she’ll always work towards them. A Lauren’s usually very introverted and has only a small group of friends. She normally enjoys hanging out with friends and just enjoying life. She knows that she has to live life to the fullest even though she has some fears. A Lauren usually hates horror and loves comedy. She usually may not be the best at smarts but is really kind. She’s normally ruled by her heart and always follows her dreams. A Lauren is an amazing friend to have and is irreplaceable ❤️

Is that Lauren? I hear she’s really nice!

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Lauren Sullivan

Lauren is fucking crazy!!!! She has insane shoes and everything you could ever think of. Lauren has good taste in music and rocks fuckin hall and Oates! She has visions in her head about cool shit and has a good idea of life. Pretty and cool, she did NOT invent the word coolin under any circumstance. She has a crazy future and just dislocates her knee.

“Bro”
“Yeah?”
“Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE

by girldislocatesherknee June 23, 2019

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