knobby knees

giving someone CRAZY NECK while on a hard wood floor and bruises start to form on ur knees

man 1: hey dude did you see how bruised up ashleys knees were?
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night

by wifesize July 1, 2024

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summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

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Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

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Knee cheeks

When someone of a larger mass has fatty areas around there knees and the inside look like cheeks

Jim: Hey, look at that girls legs
Matt: Damnnnn... they're some good knee cheeks

by Ding dong lama lama December 5, 2021

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Knees

A sensitive spot on somebody that you think otherwise thinks they are invincible (hardheaded).

Street fighter Alpha Dalton von Staffenburg- I was there when the ticking time bomb went off, I saw the blast, I saw his knees get smashed, I saw him drop like a stone. Paulie Mussolini is dead.

Paulie Mussolini- Other than a few scrapes, bruises, and marks, I am unhurt, I was never in danger. I will not give up my happy Jew hunting.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

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