Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 9, 2019

muff up

Female equivalent to to ‘Man up’
but not exclusively for girls with a hairy muff !!

Muff up Deborah. Get on your bike and get to the top of that hill !!

by Bush trimmer April 9, 2022

Muff Puff

When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.

Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.

by Xhaxtah July 26, 2019

muff soup

The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup

Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup

by spunes February 28, 2019

Muff

Slang for a girls snatch ir cooter a.k.a poon

Man that girls got a fat'ole muff

by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020

Muff Nugglin

When you “motorboat” a vagina.

If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet

Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget

My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.

by Moist Towelette January 27, 2021

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015