Wizard-bitchin'

When something awesome happens and awesome won't quite cover it.

John Partyplaza: Oh man, was at this all-lesbian jello-wrestling party last night, and all these chicks kept trying to get me to "save" them...and then after all the sex and jello i found a penny...it was wizard-bitchin'!

Peter Notquiteascool: Well i made myself some soup..it was kinda tasty but not great...

by Shazambo November 8, 2009

shit wizard

A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.

What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.

by SNJustin October 13, 2010

wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.

After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!

by sweetrac August 11, 2011

Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum

Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night

by Spalex August 17, 2012

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

Wizzle fizzle

Wifi

Gotta hook up the wizzle fizzle son

by Harrybones May 6, 2018

Wiztard

What you call a narcissist that thinks he's significantly better at things than he really is.

Person 1: Hey you wanna play (video game here)?
Wiztard in question: Well, I could actually win against you, since I play a Frontline and could kill you in seconds!
Literally everyone: ok.

by Anonymous Toaster January 31, 2019