weed 

a great thing that could help prevent cancer stop global warming makes everything amusing plus helps out ur body by telling u when u are hungry sad happy and other things

eating weed is better smoking but funnier is more fun chocalate haze is the way to go

weed by new jersey kid June 20, 2007

weed 

dank ass shit that u can get high off of

i smoked some weed a day ago

weed by patricia krause October 19, 2008

Weed Shits 

when one smokes weed all night, then the next morning ur shit smells like straight dank ass weed... you gotta spray some spray so ur parents dont think uve been smokin in the bathroom...

After taking a shit, my cousin says to me "Damn cousin, how much were u smokin last night, it smells like straight dank in there," to which I replied "Yeah, cousin, I smoked a shit load, and now i got the weed shits."

Weed Shits by Joelness October 17, 2008

weed 

aye.
lemme jus break it down for you.
weed is marijuana or cannabis.
the active chemical it contains is tetrahydrocannabinol (THC).
when injested through smoking or eating it will give you a wonderful feeling.
it's not good for you tho. it is not better for you than cigarettes, that's just bullshit. on the other hand, it is considered to be much safer than alcohol.
you can buy it for 10 bones a g or 20 a g if it's some stickies.
you can roll that shit up into a joint or even a blunt. i would recommend the blunts (they're real nice)
if you're lookin to just kick back, relax and maybe get tripped out by a weird movie then weed is the shit for you.

just remember.

everything in moderation.

aye steve lets go smoke some of that weed that we just got

steve: man i just don't know we don't have enough for all of us

will: oh come on man

me: naw will doesn't have to smoke he didn't throw any money. hahaha

steve: yea you're right. just us two then.

me: lets get cheefy

weed by Casey aka crumps November 27, 2006

weed 

The least harmful drug... no one has died from it. One of the best herbs known to man. Can be smoked from many numerous things. Is misconstrewed by society to be a bad thing when people are using it as medication. Is best when smoked from G.B.

Me:Hey pass that shit.
Person1:Dude let me take a G.B hit.
Me: Alright fine try and clear tht shit though while I take this blunt into the other room....

Person1:Hey man you want some weed?
person2:No thanks I think its bad for you.
Person1:wow.... you dont know what you're missing.
person2:well I might get addicted
person1:DUDE U CANT GET ADDICTED STFU.

weed by Megggerr June 11, 2007

Barack Obama Weed 

A strong smelling dark strain of marijuana
that gives you a quick high, but then robs you and your country of Trillions of $ before you know what happened.
infowars.com
read
listen
WAKE UP !!!

Wow i smoked some Barack Obama Weed last night and now im broke and my country has gone to hell.... WTF?

Barack Obama Weed by goddess help us April 19, 2009

weed legs 

when you smoke marijuana.

He's got weed legs, I bet he smokes a hell-ov-alot of trees.

weed legs by Ren_Walker_ November 22, 2011