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Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.
Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?
by dongard November 17, 2019
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ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
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Virginity regain

To regain your virginity one must go back to the one you lost it to. And have sex with them in reverse once this is done you are 100% reborn a virgin.
Oh yea you know that girl with the fat ass. yea I lost my virginity to her last summer and recently pulled the virginity regain on her ass #virginlife
by Bootytickler109 May 13, 2019
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Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"
by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019
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Smokin virgin

Smokin virgin- if u never smoked before
by Grhdkx skid September 13, 2019
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virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"
by thestubz October 12, 2019
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textbook virgin

Someone who hadn't done 'it' but did everything else but
Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!
by Goldelox May 16, 2018
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